I just realized that I’ve been stirring my coffee at Heine Bros with a spoon from the dirty spoon jar. It’s possible this has been going on for years. I assume people only use those spoons to stir their coffee and not for anything else, but part of me thinks some people have incorporated those spoons into some very depraved acts. This puts into perspective the lengths I’ve gone to in order to avoid touching anything inside of the bathroom at Heine Bros due to fears that were probably irrational. All the while, I’ve left the restroom uncontaminated only to be using those spoons, which, the more I think about, have definitely been inside of someone’s body.